Blue plastic bag in a tree. Or Life is unpredictable.

The other day I saw a blue plastic bag in a tree
And wrote a poem which includes this intro plus infinity.

(Addressed to no one in particular)

When I see the blue plastic bag in a leafless tree
It reads like a poem about the mountain and me
And so does the fountain
Whose half-hearted jet
Climbs up
Then drops down
It makes me frown
How
Try as I might
I just do not get
The drip drop patter clatter
Lost pressure chitter chatter
Like water from a leaky garden hose
‘Why?’ it asks
Nobody knows

When I see the blue plastic bag in the naked tree
I wonder how it got there and how it got to be
I struggle to decipher the pavement puddle
Such a puzzle! I'm in a right old muddle!
Its reflecting surface shivers in the breeze
And - surprising wheeze -
Captures a single gull in flight
All in all it is utterly beauti-full (pronounced like ‘gull’) the light
Glinting and hinting at something more
I listen to its whisper
What it says I am not quite sure.

When I see the blue plastic bag in the empty tree
I imagine what it has carried and where on earth it’s been:
Maybe it once gave a temporary home to some fruit
Or maybe it was a bag for swag carrying loot
Snatched from a bank in daylight robbery
Not lovingly grown in an orchard or a shrubbery

(Directly addressing audience)

At this moment in the process of poetic composition (blows raspberry)
My lower body emitted wind, causing musical vibration

It felt quite good
I hadn't known that it would

Life is unpredictable like that